No is no

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"Your paying for it Lloyd! Not Jay you!"

"Yeah you can't always blame things on him!"

I wished that happened. But no. It usually ends up like this.

"Ha! Jay pays."

And then it ends up with me yelling no or trying to punch Lloyd in the face.

It's like they use me for entertainment!

Like helloooo? What am I? A rubber ducky?

No, wait. Rubber duckys needs someone or some person to squeeze it.

Well, I don't know. I am something that is entertaining that's for sure. Sometimes I wonder how Lloyd became the green ninja. I mean after all the green ninja is supposed to prevent evil deeds. Not make them!

Not everyone is perfect I guess. Wait if the green ninjas not perfect....AH! That's bad.

"Jay! Jay!"

I felt someone shake my shoulders.

"Jay!"

"Nyaaa?"

I turn around to find my Nya. My love.

"Jay. You were deep in thought and you kept on saying green ninja. What's on your mind?"

"O-Oh.  It's nothing. N-Nya. Just thinking."

"About what?"

Nya came closer and she sat on my lap.

"It's n-nothing."

Nya opened her mouth to say something but Coles voice came out instead.

"Come on Jay buddy. Wake up. We all accidentally slept in."

"Nya?"

Nya sighed. "Do I sound like Nya?"

"What? You are Nya."

All of a sudden I became freezing cold and Nya disappeared. The room around me disappeared. And I saw a bright light.

"Nyaaa?"

"Do I sound like Nya, Jay? Dude come on. Sensei's going to be mad."

"But-"

Coles face appeared in my face. "Jay! Shut it! You were dreaming. Your in your bed, you have to by a new T.V. Today. So get up!"

I sat up. Dreaming?

"Yeah! Dreaming! You keep on saying everything out loud. Come on."

"So if I think Cole has a big butt...I would say it out loud?"

Something smack my head. "Not if you already said it out loud you dummy."

"Sorry Cole."

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on get out of bed."

I clambered out of my bed and made my way to my dresser. I threw on a T-shirt and some jeans. And followed Cole to the kitchen.

"What's this I hear that I have to buy a new T.V.?"

"Well you did break the old one." Cole kept walking.

"No, I didn't! Lloyd did!"

"Says who?"

"Me!"

"Oh, well you still have to buy another one. Your the only one here who has money."

"I wonder is that a good thing..."

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