Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog 2

Wisdom of The Hair

They showed Sensei my bald spot on my head. They also dramatically, might I add, told Sensei how I reacted.

"Well, it shows your character." Sensei said, 'helpfully'.

Wow. Thanks Sensei.

Feel soooo much better now.

Not.

Apparently. My character is baldness.

Anywho lets get off the topic of my beloved hair, he shall be missed by all.

Sniff.

I will miss him.

AHH! Stop thinking about your hair,  Jay! Ahem. Lets start again shall we? So, our plans were now busted since Lloyd and Dom came back. So now we have to think of something different.

I just miss my hair!

I can't think straight.

I keep on thinking about my hair.

Sniff.

Wait. It's a sign that maybe my hair had my wisdom!

"Guys!" I exclaimed running towed them. Excited to share my idea to all my brothers. "My hair holds my wisdom!"

"Good thing your gonna be bald." Cole said chucking to himself. He smirked.

I frowned.

Thanks Coley-boy, thanks.

I feel the love.

"But guys. Seriously. Think!" I tapped my head. "Wait-...."

Kai rolled his eyes. "Wait for what? Zapbag."

Sensei is wise and he is bald. But he also has a beard. Which could be where he gets his wisdom from.

Yeah. My hair holds my wisdom.

I walked over towards Zane.

"Zane? Is it possible that hair holds wisdom?"

Let me tell you something. Zanie looked at me with the most funniest expression I have ever seen. "No."

"What do you mean no!?"

"I mean it is impossible for hair to hold wisdom."

"But Sensei's beard holds wisdom!"

"He is different."

"What do you mean by...different?"

"He's a Sensei."

I blinked.

"So, let me get this straight, if I become a Sensei my hair will hold wisdom?"

Guess what! He didn't answer. He just proclaimed that he had to make supper and walked away.

Huh.

Maybe Zane had a glitch and that is why he didn't answer.

Or he knew he was wrong and I was right!

Robots probably don't know everything, they just say they do so people will listen to them. They probably just search everything on google before they answer. I mean, I would do that if I was a robot. Which gladly I am not because then I won't have blood, and I love my blood!

After I came to conclusion, I set out to find Lloyd. I really need to fix the story on how he thinks my hair got cut. Cole dramatically retold the story in the way it DID NOT happen.

He said that a octopus came out of the sewer holding a weed-eater in its slimy tentacles. He overpowered Kai and Zane, and went straight towards me. Apparently, Cole then threw himself in front of me and begged for him not to take my life. But when the octopus threatened him. He stepped out of the way claiming that he didn't like me that much anyway.