Corny Pick-up lines
Damon- Do you know how you can save water? By showering with me.
Stefan- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Tyler- My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Matt- You know what material this is? (He grabs his shirt) Boyfriend material.
Jeremy- You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Elijah- Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Klaus- My name's Klaus. Just so you know what to scream.
Kai- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Kol- You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Enzo- Well here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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HAPPY 30K!!!!! This is my present to you guys... an update...
Lots of these made me LOL... literally
Love you awesome nerds
~Nickel
