Yao: *sees spain* 10/10 can wear that better! I'm old but I ain't ugly~ nice ass tho..
*in his April fools dress* you can shave your legs but they will never be as smooth as mine hun. Smooth as rice fields~ I wax these eyebrows and they on fleek son
*sees england* your eyebrows are ew, ew your faceeee, your food is shit and stop walking gay! You fuck boi I will cut you
*sees america* , I tap that
Hong Kong: I really need to take that damn phone away from him its gone to his head.
