Me: who's the best parent?
Yao and Zhu: OBVIOUSLY ME!
*they look at each other*
Yao: you trying to pick a fight bitch?
Zhu: how dare you compare yourrr shitty ass parenting skills to mine! You a lousy excuse of a parent! Look how yourrr kids turn out! You useless!
Yao: EXCUSEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE?!
Xiao & Chun: *eating popcorn and watching this escalate*
*Amelia walks in*
Amelia: what fucking civil war happened in here here?!
Chun; SEND HELP
