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Not Today Bitch

Yao: Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill in your backyard!

*Later that night, Yao makes some advances towards Alfred who completely brushes him off*

Yao: What's wrong?

Alfred: do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

Xiao: *jumps in through the fucking window* WHO'S THE BITCH NOW YAO?!