Luciano: hey cutie! *slaps Allen's ass*
Allen: what the fuck?!
Xiao: *jumps right in between* I won't hesitate to poison yo Italian ass.. And you call that a slap?! No wonder your still single! When you want to hit the booty you need..
Class..
Style..
TECHNIQUE!!!
Its not a one, two thing.. Its an art, a talent! Watch you uncultured imbecile.. *slaps Allen's ass*
Allen: I swear to god I'll break both of your hands!
Luciano: that can't be how you do it!
Xiao: trust me, its all in the technique! All in the wrist movement! *writes on chalkboard* welcome to "the art of the booty" class course.. I'll be your teacher Xiao Long
Allen: I can't believe you
Kuro: *Naruto runs* BELIEVE IT
Allen: I await the sweet embrace of death
François: join the club
Ollie: these random events amuse me!
