France: you're the bottom right yao?
Yao: excuuuuussssseeeee me?
Japan: you're the uke right?
Yao: uh no! Why you think that?! Hmm? hmm? Is it because I'm short?! My femininity?! Because I'm Asian?! Huh?! Huh?! For you're information America and I take turns!! *realizes what he just said* god damn it
France: I knew you two were active!....... I don't know if I should be proud America's getting laid or kick you're ass since he's one of my cute little brothers.
Japan: b..but b..but the doujinsji's! Y..you're bottoming! I..I don't understand. T..the doujinshi's never lie! *sobs in corner*
Yao: *awkwardly walking away*
