Allen: How would you describe me?
Xiao: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Allen: the fuck
Xiao: it means~ Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot!
Allen: thank you, but what about IJK?
Xiao: I'm just kidding!
*A Loud slap echoed throughout the nation*
Alfred: what was that?
Yao: Xiao getting pawned like a little bitch
Xiao: baby come back, it was a joke! *chases after Allen*