(This one will be playfully nsfw *sexual* so.. Don't like, don't read this chapter!)
(Song is "I'll make a man out of you")
Xiao: like this babe?
Allen: y..yes Harder! Ah! Fuckkkkk! I..I swear to god if you break into sing a lo–
Xiao: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! AND CUM INSIDE YOUR BUNS~
Allen: end my misery
Xiao: I COULD BANG YOUR DAUGHTERS, BUT I'D PREFER YOUR SONS
Allen: *face palm*
xiao: YOU'VE GOT THE TIGHTEST ASS I'VE EVER FUCKED, AND THOUGH YOU THINK ITS UNTRUE... BABY, I'LL HAVE ANAL SEX WITH YOU!
Allen: I want a divorce
