*Zhu awakened to a phone call around 4:00 Am*
Zhu: aiyaaa why you wake me up? Tis bettah be good!
Xiao: is your refrigerator run–HEY SHE HUNG UP ON ME!?
*next call*
Chun: what do you want xiao?
Xiao: *holding back giggles* what's worse then Zhu's attitude?
Chun: you're sense of humor
Xiao: .....fuck you.
*next call*
Yao: *answers* I will murder your entire fucking family
Xiao: *hangs up* some people man..
*the next day when the clock struck a certain time, xiao made a call*
Allen: its four in the fucking morning! What so you want?!
Xiao: *inhales* I'm defying gravity with my dick.
Allen: I want a divorce
((Hey broski's if you'd like.. You can ask questions in the comments! And these idiots will answer in the next chapter~ though of course if nobody asks anything I'll look like a complete loser randomly finding questions XD)
