Happy Valentines Day!

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Yao: roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, have some chocolates aru!

Alfred: awe~

Chun: easy math! add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply~

Amelia: pervert

Xiao: are you a piece of art? Because I wanna nail you against the wall~

Allen: *face palms*

Yao: the great wall isn't the only thing great and long~

Chun: you can hakuna my tata's anyday~ (haha lion king reference XD)

Xiao: if you were a drug, I'd smoke you first.

Yao: be the Xiao Qiao to my Zhou Yu!

Chun: be the Da Qiao to my Sun Ce!

Xiao: BE THE DIAO CHAN TO MY LU BU!

Allen: but.. Doesn't Diao chan die a violent death?

Italy: let me have a pizza that ass~

All three China's: GET OUT

(Xiao Qiao, Zhou yu, Da qiao, Sun Ce, Lu bu, and Diao chan are from dynasty warriors but are really interesting to research! And HAPPY VALENTINES DAY)

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