Yao: roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, have some chocolates aru!
Alfred: awe~
Chun: easy math! add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply~
Amelia: pervert
Xiao: are you a piece of art? Because I wanna nail you against the wall~
Allen: *face palms*
Yao: the great wall isn't the only thing great and long~
Chun: you can hakuna my tata's anyday~ (haha lion king reference XD)
Xiao: if you were a drug, I'd smoke you first.
Yao: be the Xiao Qiao to my Zhou Yu!
Chun: be the Da Qiao to my Sun Ce!
Xiao: BE THE DIAO CHAN TO MY LU BU!
Allen: but.. Doesn't Diao chan die a violent death?
Italy: let me have a pizza that ass~
All three China's: GET OUT
(Xiao Qiao, Zhou yu, Da qiao, Sun Ce, Lu bu, and Diao chan are from dynasty warriors but are really interesting to research! And HAPPY VALENTINES DAY)