Xiao: WRONG NUTS! WRONG NUTS! WRONG TYPE OF NUTS!
Allen: babe what's wrong?
Xiao: *jumping up and down like crazy* SQUIRREL JUMPED IN MY FUCKING PANTS, HELP ME
Allen: how the fuck.. YOU WEAR TIGHT ASS ASIAN PANTS, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CATCH A DAMN SQUIRREL?!
Alfred: Yao what are they doing?
Yao: pay them no mind, their stupidity might rub off on us.. *pulls Alfred inside and boards up windows*
Amelia: should we help the–DAMN IT CHUN PUT YOUR PANTS ON
