*China, France, and Turkey met up at yao's this year for the annual gourmet club competition!*
Yao: don't mind my boyfriend, he's visiting for a while OH and at night ignore the weird sounds its.. Heh um.. The neighbors.
France: yeah.. The "neighbors" in your pants more like it.
Turkey: you smell that? Could he be...?
All three: oh no..*they rush to the kitchen where America was making a really nice looking dish*
Alfred: oh hey yao-yao I didn't know your club was over? I made dinner! *turns around in this cute ass pink frilly apron, like an adorable little uke*
Yao: *fans self off from cuteness overload*
France: THAT'S MY BOY!
Turkey: the food actually looks pretty good
*they each try some of America's cooking*
Yao: *drops to his knees* MARRY ME
France: I've taught him so well *manly tears* haha stupid England, in your face!
Turkey: this is great haha!
Alfred: aw *laughs* I'm glad you all enjoy my cooking!
All three: DON'T TAKE OFF THAT APRON!