France: so now that you two are together.. do you make sure Alfred eats healthy? If so.. What so you do?
Yao: well.. He's very sensitive about that subject and I hate seeing him get so worked up about it. He exercises nearly almost after every meal and takes his weight extremely serious.. I make us both healthy meals whenever I cook but, even so.. I still think he's perfect the way he is. No need to cause insecurity.
France: you two are killing my heart.. I swear
England: what about you chun?
Chun: calling my girl fat?! *fighting stance* her weight goes to her boobs and I AM OKAY WITH THAT! Plus them thighs aren't baby making thighs, they're fighter thighs!
England: .......okay?
Russia: your turn xiao!
Xiao: he's a fucking vegan
Allen: your point, meat eater?
Xiao: fucking fight me
Allen: in bed?
Xiao: you know it
