Japan: America-San would you like to come with me and France to the hot springs? (Anime trio ;D)
Alfred: hey, that sounds kinda nice!
*at the hot springs*
France: why's China here?
Japan: shh... Don't let him hear you! America has the struggle of having a yandere super ooc boyfriend.
France: oh.. Damn that writer
Me: the fuck you say?
France: n..nothing but.. Why are you in the guys hot spring?
Me: ...I like nude men.
France: interesting..
Yao: ha! Think I'd leave you perverts alone with MY man? Think again! Hahaha!
Alfred: hot springs are nice.. Wait why is the water suddenly freezing cold?
Russia: surprise motherfuckers
yao: Hahaha... No. I'm not into that Rusame shit!
Me: but I am.. *evil grin*
Yao: *already dragging Alfred away*
Alfred: YAO, I'M STILL IN THE NUDE!