Alfred: you totally deserve england dude, go ahead! Your like the best cook like ever! Iggychu for life right?
Yao: no no, you deserve him! Your the funniest guy I've ever met! Usuk is more popular anyway
Alfred: but your like the hottest guy ever!
Yao: your quite the looker yourself!
Alfred: with your long hair.. Wonderful sense of humor..
Yao: and your beautiful blue eyes.. And sweet personality..
Alfred: ........
Yao: .........
*they start making out*
England: um.. Hello?
Yao: *wraps his arms around america* mm~ Měiguó, your really turning me on!
Alfred: *groping China's ass* you too yao~ I think I'm starting to like the sound of amechu.
England: well shit.. *calls Japan* your plan on getting me laid... Failed.
