Chinese Food

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Alfred: mm~ Chinese food tastes better then Japanese food

Yao: say that again

Alfred: uh.. Chinese food tastes better then Japanese food?

Chun: YAO DO YOU HAVE A BONER?!

Yao: who are you to judge booby lady?!

Chun: hey.. Hey.. Amelia's breasts are like giant pillows, a great heaven where I can *gets completely censored* OH COME ON!

Xiao: so Allen..

Allen: yeah?

Xiao: my cooking is way better then Japans right?

Allen: sure

All of freaking China: *cheers*

Alfred: yao you still have a–

Yao: I know.. Hey, why don't you crawl under my desk and you know~ *winks*

Chun: gross!

Xiao: was that a wink? I couldn't tell if he got something in his eye or actually thinks he looks sexy doing that 

Yao: SHUT UP

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