(Based on a joke I found randomly)
*Alfred goes to France and complains that yao is losing interest in sex. France gives him a pill, but warns him that it's still experimental. He tells him to slip it into his food at dinner, so that night, he does just that. About a week later, he's back at Frances*
Alfred: dude, the pill worked great! I put it in his meal like you said! It wasn't even five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!
France: I'm sorry, I didn't realize the pill was that strong! I will be glad to pay for any damages.
Alfred: Nah, that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway!
