me: why would any of you go to hell..?
Xiao: drugs
Allen: violence
Me: alright not surprising.. Reasonable, reasonable..
Chun: boobs..
Me: what..
Chun: that's why I'd go
Me: how?!
Amelia: I killed a guy with my cleavage once..
Chun: *small violin plays as she looks down at her flat chest* hello darkness my old friend..
Me: moving on
Yao: I'd shank a bitch
Me: that's extremely ooc yao
Yao: chun said she was a better mother then me, I literally almost shanked her flat ass.
Me: alright...? *awkwardly walking away*
Alfred: I wouldn't want to go to hell.. I wanna see Davie again! So.. I can't go to hell!
Me: that's so fucking cute
Yao: I don't know what this Davie is but it sounds depressing..
