Hong Kong: hey Alfred
Alfred: yo, what's up dude?
Hong Kong: you hang out with kiku a lot.. You two should date!
Alfred: what? I have a boyfriend dude
Hong Kong: Ameripan is beautiful you uncultured fuck
Hong Kong: hey kiku you know what you should do
Kiku: what?
Hong Kong: ask Alfred out!
Kiku: Yao-san would murder me besides I have a boyfriend
Hong kong: aw your shy.. Go make out with him
Yao: STOP TELLING ALFRED AND KIKU TO DATE!! AMERIPAN WILL NOT HAPPEN, I REPEAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN!
Hong Kong: fuck you, Its my otp
Yao: ITS TRASH IS WHAT IT IS!
Hong Kong: How DARE you!! Fight me you ancient bitch!
Yao: ha! I ship Japan with a damn dumpster! YOU BRING DISHONOR TO THIS FAMILY YOU RUDE LITTLE SHIT!
Iceland: Hong Kong stop with the ameipan nonsense
Hong Kong: are you mad?
Iceland: very
Hong Kong: hate sex is hot
Iceland: shut up!
Hong Kong: you won't be saying that tonight ;3
Iceland: you little bitch
Hong Kong: oh I'm not little~
Iceland: I will slap you
Hong Kong: yes daddy harder
Iceland: Norway just read this and is now adding you too his purge list...
Hong Kong: DAMN IT KOREA! YOU ARE NEVER TOUCHING MY PHONE AGAIN!
