(For MusashiTaitaniku)
Alfred: okay so where's this musashiTaitaniku lady we're supposed to meet?
Yao: dear
Alfred: I don't see her *looks around* nice warship
Yao: darling
Alfred: what if she doesn't show?! Fuck, that's a really nice warship! I mean just look at that fine ass shi–
Yao: BABE! the warship is musashiTaitaniku
Alfred: it is?!
Yao: yes..
Alfred: that's a real nice ship
Yao: agreed.
Alfred: what do we do now?
Yao: *gasps* I got a great gift! *throws a tied up England on her deck* THERE YA GO!
Alfred: babe.. What did I tell you about tying people up and smuggling them to fangirls?
Yao: hey if they ship amechu they can have any character they want
Alfred: hmm.. Understandable reasoning
Philippines: I'M GONNA OWN THAT WARSHIP MOTHERFUCKERS
Alfred: where'd you come from?
Philippines: .........the heavens
Alfred: I should have seen that coming
