*America sees China getting questioned by some crazy fan-girl! And decided to give a helping hand*
Fan-girl: so Russia, Japan, or england?! Who do you love?!
Alfred: hey-oooo! Yao dear I'm home~ *cute winks*
Fan-girl: huh? What?
Yao: *confused* Alfred?
Alfred: yes! You're all AMERICAN man~ *pulls him close* oh how he rocks me in bed is just so wonderful! He's such a man~
Fan-girl: *eye twitch* w...what? Don't sink my ships!
Yao: go read your filthy fan fiction or something, he's my smoking hot boyfriend got it? *plays along*
Alfred: its best if you head home fan-girl! I'll have you know our love has been reborn many times~ right yao dear?
Yao: right! I was a strong prideful emperor in my past life!
Alfred: and I was his smoking hot concubine~ pure and innocent!
Fan-girl: that's so weird! There's something wrong with you two! I'm getting out of here! *runs off*
Yao: thanks Alfred!
Alfred: anytime dude!
Yao: mind if I invite my little pure and innocent concubine inside?
Alfred: *laughs* not at all
