Allen: Xiao, I've been looking all over for you! your late for our anniversary dinner!
Xiao: oh shit! This is the worst species of men to run into.. The "pissed-off-all-the-timeus" other wise known as.. My husband.
Allen: I heard that asshole! Why are you late?! You better have a damn good explanation!
Xiao: I..I have a good reason to be late! *hide opium stick* uh.. Er.. I was.. Uh.. I..I was planning a special anniversary trip for us of course! *nervous sweat*
Allen: aw really? You sweet little shit!
Xiao: oh I know! ha.. ha... *hugs Allen back, relieved*
Chun: it was at this very moment we witness the "giant-whipped-pussy-a-sarous" submit to the now calm American beast. Join us next time when Xiao grows some damn balls
