Allen: *on one knee* Xiao you drug addicted, narcissistic, idiotic dumb ass.. Will you marry me?
Xiao: babe~ you vegan, thick ass having prick I'm flattered! But I must test your love for me
Allen: and that involves?
Xiao: *rips shirt off and flexes thinking he's all that in a bag of chips* Am I sexy~
Allen: Moron you look fine as fuck in anything
*few moments later Xiao walks into the meeting room carrying Allen with a smug ass look*
Xiao: GUESS WHO'S GETTING HITCHED?!
France: oh god not these faggots again.. *rubs temples* I'm so frustrated.
England: *trembles*
Russia: hoe don't do it
England: HI FRUSTRATED I'M OLLIE!
France: oh my god
