England and America walked through a field of land. They walked and walked but came across a child.
England: "America, a poppet."
America: *looks* "oh a dudette!"
Girl: "Hello" *smiles*
England: "cute, I claim her."
America: "I will!"
Girl: "No one will"
America and England: * looks confusingly*
Girl: "because I can control this story."
Them: "what are you talking about?"
Girl: "I am the creator of this Wattpad. I can make you do anything I want." *grabs phone and laptop in thin air*
Girl/writer: *types* England and America had a child
A puff of smoke was created between America and England. When the smoke cleared up a boy in sailors uniform was there.
"Hi I'm Sealand!"
Writer: "I can do anything"
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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