Vinex: *laying in my bed* WILL ANYONE SAVE THIS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?
America: *breaks door down* WHO IS IN NEED TO BE SAVED BY THE HERO ALFRED FKING JONES?
Vinex: *calmly waves* I'm just bored
America: *drags Vinex to the TV* video games
----*spongebob narrator* Several Hours Later----
Vinex: *almost breaks the TV* BORED
Ding dong
Vinex: *screams* LONG DONG SILVER IS HERE!!!
England: *bursts through the front door* WHOS HERE!? WHATS HAPPENING!?
Vinex: nothin
England: *sighs* I brought food *holds a bag of scones*
Vinex: *eats scones* your cooking is terrible but be glad at can eat these!
England: I don't know if I should be grateful or disappointed...
America: *ordering pizza by the kitchen phone*
Vinex: *gives England a cupcake* you have been a good boy, have a cupcake! (Tell me this reminded you of Big Hero 6)
England: *eats the cupcake and passes out*
Vinex: *stares at England's unconscious body* GO. TO. SLEEP. (Know this reference?)
America: PIZZA IS COMIN!! OMG IGGY!
Vinex: *carries Iggy to couch* he ate his scone and passed out
America: *sigh of reliefs* I thought you killed him but I knew that could happen if you eat his scones.
Vinex and America: *continues to play video games and eat pizza*
But in the corner of the room stood a man named Jeff. GO TO SLEEP
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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