Romano: *points at Germany* HEY POTATO BASTARD!! GET THE H3LL AWAY FROM MIO FRATELLO!
Germany: how can I if he is the one constantly coming to me
Italy: Ve~ don't be so hard on doitsu, big brother~! Have some pasta!
Romano: I don't want some now you garlic breath!
Romano: *fabulously puts on a fake mustache* Now you Potato Bastard have to where this stupid moostache *laughs arrogantly*
Germany: *sweats drops* but you are vearing (wearing) it right now
Romano: [Romano realized... he fked up, jk] *starts crying* NOOOOOO YOU TRICKED ME POTATO BASTARD!!!
Italy: *comforts Romano* there, there, big brother
Spain: *hands a tomato* here Roma~! Have a tomato!
Romano: *grumbling while he eats*
-------Germany's house time skip-----
Germany: *in the bathroom and finds a mustache* hm?
Germany: *puts mustache on*
Prussia: *walks in* HEY VES-! KESESESESEESESES NICE MUSTACHE VEST!!
Germany: *rips it off* NEIN!! THIS IS ITALY'S BRUDERS
Prussia: *walks away* fine fine kesesesese!
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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