*apple on the counter top*
England: *looks at France* Apple...
France: *exaggerates* non c'est tu fruking pomme!
bada bum, introducing 800 year war.
*Piripan*
Japan: * 4 some reason pissed* BAKA!
Philippines: *points to a cow* that's a baka
*philippines and spain*
Philippines: *has baked rice balls* Spain! want some puso?
Spain: *nosebleeds and freaks out* WHAT!?!?!?!?
(Puso in spanish is an insult, about like gay and Puso in philippines is baked/cooked rice balls)
heheheh balls AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD IDK anymore languages
*more Piripan*
Japan: ano?
Piri: ano?
Japan: ano?
Piri: ano?
-two centuries later-
Japan: ano?
Piri: ano?
Japan: ano?
Piri: ano?
OK GUYS, at 200 im ganna be closing this book and the last chapter is a FACE REVEAL!!
Here is france singing...
France:
oui, oui mon ami
je m' appelle lafayette
the lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar
just to say "bonsoir"
Tell the king "casse toi"
Who is the best?
C'est moi
The songs called je m' appelle lafayette
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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