Vinex: *flies Toby to Japan*
Toby: is it *tic* ok *tic* to barge? *tic*
Vinex: *bangs on door* of course, JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *slowly opens the door and stares in shock* Vinex-chan, why do you have a murderer with you?;;
Vinex: *pats Toby's back* My favorite pasta of course!!
Italy: *jumps out of a bush* PASTA!?
Japan: *nods* would you two like to come inside?
Italy, Vinex, Toby: Ve!/ ya!/ thank *tic* you
Italy: *sleeping with an Orange on his head*
Japan: *stares at Vinex and Toby*
Japan: Vinex-chan, why is he here?
Vinex: *shrugs* dunno, I just want ya to meet him.
Japan: *bows at Toby* pleasure to meet your acquaintance
Toby: *bows too* pleasure to *tic* meet you *tic*
Vinex: *drags Toby somewhere else* SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE JAPAN!!!
Japan: *sees Vinex and Toby off* hopefully they won't do anything bad...
----Them----
Vinex: *killed a random woman* I want some waffles and cheese cake after we killed about 20 people
Toby: *hears waffles and kills 20 people* WAFFLES!
Masky: CHEESE CAKE?
Vinex: *throws a knife into someone's head* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!?
Toby: *snaps someone's neck* YEA I LIKE WAFFLES
Vinex: *points at Masky* DO YOU LIKE CHEESE CAKE?
Masky: YEA I LIKE CHEESE CAKE
Vinex: DO YA LIKE KIDNEYS?
Eyeless Jack: YA I LIKE KIDNEYS
Vinex, Toby, Masky, E.J: DO DO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!!!
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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