Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]

Creepy Pasta

Vinex: *flies Toby to Japan*

Toby: is it *tic* ok *tic* to barge? *tic*

Vinex: *bangs on door* of course, JAPAN!!!!

Japan: *slowly opens the door and stares in shock* Vinex-chan, why do you have a murderer with you?;;

Vinex: *pats Toby's back* My favorite pasta of course!!

Italy: *jumps out of a bush* PASTA!?

Japan: *nods* would you two like to come inside?

Italy, Vinex, Toby: Ve!/ ya!/ thank *tic* you

Italy: *sleeping with an Orange on his head*

Japan: *stares at Vinex and Toby*

Japan: Vinex-chan, why is he here?

Vinex: *shrugs* dunno, I just want ya to meet him.

Japan: *bows at Toby* pleasure to meet your acquaintance

Toby: *bows too* pleasure to *tic* meet you *tic*

Vinex: *drags Toby somewhere else* SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE JAPAN!!!

Japan: *sees Vinex and Toby off* hopefully they won't do anything bad...

----Them----

Vinex: *killed a random woman* I want some waffles and cheese cake after we killed about 20 people

Toby: *hears waffles and kills 20 people* WAFFLES!

Masky: CHEESE CAKE?

Vinex: *throws a knife into someone's head* DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!?

Toby: *snaps someone's neck* YEA I LIKE WAFFLES

Vinex: *points at Masky* DO YOU LIKE CHEESE CAKE?

Masky: YEA I LIKE CHEESE CAKE

Vinex: DO YA LIKE KIDNEYS?

Eyeless Jack: YA I LIKE KIDNEYS

Vinex, Toby, Masky, E.J: DO DO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!!!