Vinex: *SCREECHING* I THINK IM GOING INSANE!!!
America: *running around the house* MCDONALDS ARE CLOSED FOREVER!?!?!?!!?
England: * crying and rolling around* NO MORE BLOODY TEA!!! MY LIFE IS OVER
France: *looking through every cabinet and drawer* WHERE IS ZE WINE!?!?!?!? OR THE LADIES?
China: *searching the house* WHERE ARE MY PLUSHIES ARU!?!?!?
Russia: *trudging around with a deadly purple aura and his pipe* WHERE IS MY VODKA DA?
Italy: *crying* VEEE GERMANYYYY WHERE IS MI PASTAAA!?!?!?
Germany: *practically breaking everything* VHERE IS ZE BEER AND WURSTS?
Japan: MY MANGA!!!! MY DOUJINSHI!!! MY SHIPS!!!! WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?
Prussia: VEST!! I CANT FIND MEIN MILKSHAKE!! ALSO BEER, POTATOES, AND SPARKLES!!!
Spain: DIOS!!! MY TOMATOES!! THEY ARE GONE!!! SO ARE MY TURTLES!!
Romano: YOU BASTARDS!! WHAT HAVE YOU-A DONE TO MY-A PIZZA?
Philippines: *almost ready to kill anybody* WHERE ARE MY MANGOS!!!????
Denmark: I CANT FIND MY BEER!!!!
Norway: *ready to kill people* where is my butter?
Finland: WHERE IS MY COFFEE!!??
Sweden: where is (m'wife) my Ikea couch?
Iceland: *ready to kill anyone* WHERE ARE BAG OF LICORICE!?!?!?
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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