Italy: talk pasta to me
Germany: talk Italian to me
Japan: talk anime to me
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Denmark: talk legos to me
Ice land: talk licorice to me
Norway: talk magic to me
Sweden: talk IKEA to me
Finland: talk sweet to me
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America: talk burgers to me
Britain: talk tea to me
Russia: talk one with me
China: talk panda to me
Canada: talk maple to me
France: talk dirty to me
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Spain: talk tomatoes to me
Romano: talk pizza to me
Philippines: talk mango to me
Sealand: talk country to me
Austria: talk music to me
Hungary: talk frying pan to me
Prussia: talk awesome to me
Mexico: talk Spanish to me (sorry)
(Bonus)
Vinex: talk insane to me
2p Vinex: talk *________extensive bad swearing_______* dangerous to me
Chibi Vinex: talk cute to me
(Extra bonus)
Shy Vinex: Talk quiet to me
(Asked)
Brother: talk guns to me
(Out of boredom)
Ticci Toby: talk waffles to me
Masky: talk cheese cake to me
Eyeless Jack: talk kidneys with me
Jeff the killer: go to sleep for me
Ben Drowned: talk games to me
Slender man: talk creepy pasta to me
Trendorman: talk fashion to me
Offenderman: talk bullsht to me
Tenderman: talk happy to me
Zalgo: talk souls to me
The Rake: talk kind(?) to me
Laughing Jack: talk candy to me
(More randomness)
Karma (assassination classroom): Talk dangerous to me
Tamaki Suoh (OHSHC): talk daddy to me (or senpai)
Eren Jeager (AOT): talk Titan to me
Sebastian Machealis (Black Butler, can't spell): talk demon to me
Chat Noir/ Adrien (MLB): talk purr-ty to me
Naruto: talk ramen to me
Ichigo (bleach): Talk Hallow to me
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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