Vinex: *singing in the shower* I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE GOODBYE I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE YOU DIED, DIED, A MARTYR FOR ME!!
America: *bursts through the door* DUDETTE COME PLAY WITH ME!!!
Vinex: *grabs a gun and starts shooting* DIE BASTARD AND LEARN TO KNOCK!!!
America: *runs away* oh sht
England: *hears gunshots and a screaming American* he did it again
Russia: does someone need a beating?
Norway: *calmly eating butter and deciding if he should calm Vinex down*
America: *hides behind Russia* I don't wanna die today
Vinex: *comes into to the living room dressed* where is America? ^-^
England: *still reading a book* he's here
Russia: *holds trembling America*
America: what are you going to do to me?
Vinex: *smiles* I want you to suffer, I would gladly kill you but. I will ban you of burgers for a month.
America: *runs to a cabinet full of burgers* TOO BAD
America: *holds a burger but disintegrates to ash* NOOOOO WHYYYY
England: that's what you get you bloody git
Vinex: as much as you're right Artie, please shut up or I ban you of tea.
England: *shudders* have mercy...
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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