Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]

Flag

I DON'T INTEND THIS TO BE STAREO TYPICAL

*looks at American flag*
IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! THIS IS WHY IM FREE!

*looks at Italy flag*
PASTA! Marukaite Chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, boku Hetalia!
(All ya should know this is Marukaite Chikyuu/ Hetalia opening)

*looks at Germany flag*
WURST and Beer! ITALIA! RUN 5 LAPS! Guten morgen

*looks at Britain flag*
BURNT SCONES AND FINE TEA! ikisou! Ikisou? Ikisou! PUB PUB PUB AND GO! FISH AND CHIPS!
(Song- pub and go by Britain)

*looks at Japan flag*
Konnichiwa~ Maru maru terra to, maru chikyuu rondo~!
SALTED SALMON AND RICE IS THE BEST AND MANGA AND ANIME

*looks at France flag*
Honhonhonhonhon~ wanna see moi Eiffel Tower~?

*looks at China flag*
ARU! I'm the oldest! Wanna try some Chinese sweets? I made Chinatown!

*looks at Russia flag*
I like to scare people with my aura but I'm too nice inside~da
Vinex: MY CHILD!

*looks at Spain flag*
ROMANO~! WANT SOME CHURROS!? Tomatoes and flamenco dancers.

Romano- go-a away tomato bastard!

*looks at Philippines 🇵🇭 flag*
Mango, hot weather, nice beaches, exotic food.

Vinex: *tear* my home~ (FYI I am Pinoy!)

Extra:

*looks at Norway flag*
Magic and butter with a choking Denmark

*looks at Denmark flag*
Legos, legos, everywhere...

*looks at Iceland flag*
Puffins and cold

*looks at Sweden flag*
Ikea

*looks at Finland flag*
OH MAH LORD ITS SANTA

*looks at Sealand*
Vinex:  I wish your a country *hugs*

*looks at Romania flag*
Vampire
Vinex: *screaming* ADORABLE!

*looks at Holy Roman Empire*
I died
Vinex: WAAAHHH IM SO SORRY ITALY!

*looks at Prussia*
Albino, loud
Vinex: personally I hate yo awesomeness but I pity you

Prussia: :'( my awesomeness is awesome

(Sorry not sorry)