Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]

Writer and Pirate England

A pirate captain makes his way to a pub.

A young 10 year old girl cleans a glass and looks at the pirate.
(A/n I am not 10)

Writer: "what can I get you sir?"

Pirate: "arent ye too young lass?"

Writer: "no, I may repeat. What do you want."

Pirate: "beer and the named Captain Arthur Kirkland."

Writer: *nods and hands a glass of beer* "tell me stories of the open seas."

Captain: *smirks* "curious fella, the seas can be calm and peaceful but deadly at the same time. Sharks, storms, and other pirates."
*does random poses*

After a while the Captain passes out.

Writer: *takes drunk captain outside but sees other pirates*

Pirate: "we'll be taking our captain."

Writer: *hands Captain Arthur* "can I join your crew."

Pirate: *shrugs* "come on lass."

Writer goes on adventure with Captain Arthur Kirkland.