I DONT CATE ABOUT SPELLING!
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America: *holds up burgers and milkshakes* PARTY IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT~~!!!!
England: *drunk and in gay bar uniform* I AM THE BLOODY UNITED KINGDOM!!
France: *causally drinking wine and drunk * Everything will belong to moi (maybe England too~)
China: Aiya!! RED RED RED! *shoots red fireworks*
(Red is good luck in China)
Russia: *left out* Da!
Vinex: *fits Russia in the group then starts destroying things* I AM TOO FRUKING HAPPY!!!
2P Vinex: TOTTALY *shoots random person in the head*
Chibi Vinex: *innocently giving out cupcakes* Cupcakes! Thank you!
Oliver: *hands out Chibi's cupcakes* these are to die for!!
Al: *bashing people's heads* I HADNT HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN A WHILE!!!
Matt: *hitting people with his hockey stick* this is cool, I want some pancakes now.
Francois: *walking around in a pool of blood with a cigar in his mouth* (in his head: what a mess, but we better have some beer at home...)
Norway: *running around covered in butter*
Iceland: *probably trying to kill Mr.Puffin*
Denmark: *swinging his axe like a lunatic*
Sweden: *trying to marry Finland*
Finland: *marries Sweden*
A random plane launches a cardboard box with a big sign saying 'Ikea'
Sweden: *opens the box and picks up a little boy* our son...
Boy: Hi! I am Sealand!
Finland: *squeals and hugs Sealand* now we're a family!!
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Italy: *making a sht ton of pasta* PAAASSSSTAAAA
Germany: *throwing potatoes and wurst* WUUUUURSSSSTTT
Japan: *shooting manga and costumes everywhere* AAAANNNNIMMERE
Prussia: *throwing potatoes and glitter* GERMANNNN SPARRKLLLEEE PAARTYYYY!!!!
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
UmorismoThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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