Morning Call

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America: WAKE UP ITS MORNING  TIME *shows up with a stupid face*

Vinex: *jumps out of bed* be glad I don't feel like killing you

England: I MADE EGGS! *shows burnt food*

America: *throws out the window* WHOOPS!

England: YOU GIT!

Vinex: *hands tea* dont get your panties in a twist

England: *drinks tea*


Vinex: *claps and smiles* who is ready to die today~!?

Hitman Jones: *bursts through window* IM BORED!!!!!

Vinex: I love you too much to hit you but you're paying for my window

Hitman Jones: On it! *repairs*

Japan: *bursts through broken window and end up kicking Jones in the face* HERP MEEEEEE

N. Korea: *bursts through the door* ALL B00BS ARE MINE!!!


Vinex: *dark aura* what a lovely morning~

Everyone: *stops*

Vinex: lets go see who avoids my wrath

Everyone: *runs* Help! dudette is crazy!, BLOOOODYYYY, HERP MORE PEOPRE, I don't want to die today~, her b00bs aren't mine!

Vinex: *shoots N. Korea* ded

2p Vinex and Chibi: *calmly have popcorn* and another peaceful morning~

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