Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]

Burger King

Family: *finished a movie and now at Wendy's* LETS GO TO BURGER KING

Vinex: lets see if Alfred is there!

Brother: 100% he won't but let's see

Mom: who is Alfred?

Vinex: government official

Brother: works under the president but not in the cabinet

Dad: he seems like a good man

Vinex: (in my mind- a burger loving teenager is closer)

Vinex: *goes inside burger king* no Alfred....

America: sup dudette!

Vinex: holy Hetalia your here!

Mom: is that Alfred?

Brother: I can't believe he is here...

Dad: what do you want to eat?

Brother: cheese burger

America: *hands brother a cheese burger*

Vinex: *grabs a crispy chicken sandwich*

Mom: I just want a whopper

America: *hands mom a whopper*

Dad: stackers

America: *hands dad a double cheeseburger*

Vinex: *eats* I thought you don't share your burgers since you love them so much.

America: *shrugs* Arthur wants me to watch what I eat. *grabs a burger and makes a plane motion as he eats it* see, I'm watching it!

England: *barges in* Alfred! Stop bloody eating about 100 burgers you git! *realizes a family is here*

Vinex: *hugs* wassup Artie!

England: why are you here?

Vinex: *motions my family* we are here to eat, and Alfred was so kind to give us some of his food.

Dad: Vinex? who are these men?

Vinex: *pats Alfred's head* This is Alfred F. Jones!

America: I AM THE HERO!

England: shut up wanker!

Vinex: Iggy! Language! The tsundere is Arthur Kirkland. You can tell he is British.

England: Pardon for my attitude, I am Arthur Kirkland at your service.

Mom: What high school do you go to?

Vinex and Brother: *ROFL ASF laughing*

Mom: what?

Vinex: government officials! They aren't in high school

Mom: excuse me, I'm sorry

England: its quit alright *points to America* he is a teenager though

America: because I'm fun!

Vinex: Alfred is immature because he is fun! Arthur is a gentleman but a stick in the mud

America: *dying from laughter* he can't even cook either XD

Dad: who are your parents?

America and England: *silent* they're dead

Vinex: they're brothers but Artie is the father type. He even let's Peter watch anime instead of being in the real world!

Vinex: since we're almost done eating, let's have long story- short of their life.

Government officials

Owns mansions

Filthy rich

Has many siblings but some not related by blood.

Experienced war

*claps hands* and that's all I can tell you!

England: now love, you don't need to make it sound like we're celebrities.

Vinex: you're celebrities in my book

America: that's what makes you the best girlfriend ever!

Vinex: what?

England: what?

Family: what?

World: what? (XD)

America: never mind...

This happened today, I watched Star Wars Rogue One. Then we went to Burger King to eat then I thought of Hetalia.