France: Angleterre~
England: what do you want, wanker
France: I think I'm the best kisser
England: I doubt it
France: honhonhonhon, want to try?
England: *slams book down* you're going down you frog
England and France: *starts kissing*
England: *breaths heavily* fine, you win. You bloody frog
France: honhonhon, I knew it
England: *grabs France by his shirt and Pirate Iggy mode on* Then let's see who is better in bed~
France: with pleasure, Captain Kirkland~
THEN THEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT AND PRETTY MUCH FRANCE COULDN'T COMPETE WITH PIRATE ENGLAND! :D
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia