Hetalia had a big party and is drunk @zzfck
                              Vinex: *records everything and turns on Let It Go*
                              Russia: *happy and drunk* the snow glows white on the mountain tonight
                              Germany: *standing on a table* and no Italian to be zeen *finds Italy* 
                              Nordic: a kingdom of isolation
                              Denmark: and it looks like I'm the king *gets choked by Norway*
                              Austria: Prussia howling like a narcissist inside *passes out*
                              England: couldn't keep it in *runs to bathroom*
                              France: heavens knows I tried *flirts with Hungary*
                              Japan: *reads manga in a room and sings* DONT LET THEM IN, READ DOUJINSHIS
                              Italy: *sober* be a good boy so Germany won't be mean.
                              China: *hides in a mountain of plushies* conceal, don't squeal
                              Vinex: Don't Let Them Knowwww
                              Everyone: BUT NOW WE KNOW!!!!
                              America: LET IT GO, LET IT GO
                              Prussia: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANY MORE!! *slips and passes out*
                              Denmark: LET IT GO, LET IT GO!
                              Rest of Nordic: turn away and slam the door *slams a door*
                              2P Vinex: I DONT CARE! HOW MUCH BLOOD IT TAKES.
                              Chibi Vinex: I DONT GIVE A FAAAAAAAAAAAAK
                              Romano: I dont care about you anyway (tomato bastard)
                              Spain: *starts crying*
                              And for the rest of the night, Hetalia sang their heart out and passed out by the next morning.
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
 
                                               
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