Intro

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Me: ALL OF YOU SIT DOWN!
Nikki: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Carnelian: ME NEITHER!
Axl: Will you just listen to her already!
Nikki: But she's bossy...
Izzy: Ha! She's not bossier than Axl!
Axl: THAT'S RIGHT! (Pause) HEY!
Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP! I AM THE AUTHOR! I CONTROL THIS STORY!
Mick: Control?
Moon: We've been in loads of her stories, there was that truth or Dare one...and that music video one...and...
Mick: Okay I get it...
Tommy: (Runs in screaming) AHHHH! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LET YOU DO MY MAKEUP VINCE!
Axl: (From across the room) YOU ALL LOOK LIKE GIRLS ANYWAY!
Tommy:  SHUT UP!
Vince: What? You asked for help...But you didn't ask what style you wanted...so I did mine...
Tommy: WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP STYLE DID YOU THINK I WANT!?
Vince: You weren't specific...
Tommy: (Screams in frustration)
Slash: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST MY SNAKE, STEVEN!
Steven: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
Duff: SNAKE! (Runs away and jumps on Kinkajou)
Kinkajou: What do you want?
Duff: SNAKE! GET IT! KILL IT!
Kinkajou: You do realize I'm a snake with legs and wings and a neck right?
Duff: (Eyes go wide)
Slash: DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S MINE!
Winter: How bad do you think this is gonna go...?
Qibli: On a scale of one to ten...forty five thousand billion, quadrillion, heximilion
Winter: That's not a number...
Qibli: Yeah it is...you just can't count that high...
Turtle: How long is this gonna last?
Me: (Shrugs)
Umber: YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Me: I do know that if we don't get started, it won't end...
Umber: Then let's get started!

The first chapter of my new story, yay...
I don't know how long this book is gonna be, total.
But of you don't like one of these fandoms just skip to yours...
(Drops microphone)

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