This is literally just a random book that combines all my fandoms into one.
Credit to @JpRafol for giving me this idea.
Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler.
Mötley Crüe: Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, a...
--MAD! I HAD TO DO THAT. And that picture up there has everyone who's in this book.
Me: Okay, I would like to-- Mick: (barges in) We're out of whip cream! Me: Why do you need whip cream? Mick: If you spray it in your mouth it looks like you have rabies. Me: Why would-- Mick: I just wanna mess with Tommy. Kinkajou: Hi, I was eavesdropping and over heard whip cream. IF THAT'S FOR ME! I'M ONTO YOU SHORTY! Mick: You're a dragon, of course I'm short to you! Me: NEVER MIND MICK'S HIGHT! GET OUT SO I CAN THANK OUR READERS! Mick: What? I just what whip cream so I can scare Tommy. Tommy: (barges in wearing a suit) HEY GUYS! WHAT'S GOIN' ON? Me: Why are you wearing a suit? Tommy: I'm late to a wedding? Mick: Who's wedding? Tommy: (looks at smudged writing on his hand) Mime... Mick: (grabs Tommy's arm) That says "Mine wedding to day". WAIT! YOU'RE GETTING MARRED?! TO WHO AND WHY WHY WASN'T I INVITED?! Tommy: WHERE'S MY BRIDE?! Axl walks in wearing the wedding dress from November Rain.
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Mick: AXL?! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT Me: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! Tommy: Yup! (Puts his arm around Axl) Axl: Don't touch me. Tommy: Right! (Jumps away) Me: Why the heck are you wearing a dress? Axl: I'm trying to get Tommy's crazy Ex of his back. Mick: Why? Axl: He promised me to never talk to me again. Kinkajou: Okay, can I just say one thing, you do NOT have the legs to pull off that dress. Axl: Shut up! Vince: (walks in carrying a makeup bag the size of a bowling ball) Did someone say "makeover?" Axl: NO ONE SAID MAKEOVER! GET OUT VINCE! Vince: I'm pretty sure someone THOUGHT "makeover" Moon: (walks in) Um, nope, I can read minds, no one was thinking about makeovers, Slash: COOL! WHAT AM I THINKING?! Me: I give up on you guys. Moon: You're thinking about...Axl in a wedding dress. Slash: Yeah, WOW YOU CAN READ MINDS! Moon: Actually I just guessed. Slash: DID YOU LIE TO ME?! Moon: I can read minds, just not with this rock. It shields my mind reading abilities. Me: OH MY GOD! CAN YOU GUYS JUST GET OUT! Everyone else, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, somehow squishes in like a blob. Me: SERIOUSLY!? Duff: (Screaming) AXL PUT ON SOME PANTS! Nikki: I SEE LONDON! I SEE FRANCE! AXL NEEDS TO PUT ON SOME PANTS! Axl: (Starts hitting Nikki repeatedly with the bouquet) Nikki: (screeching nonsense) THE ROSES HAVE THORNS STILL! Steven: Every Rose has it's thorn... Me: Can you leave? Steven: Wait, me and Slash wrote a song! Wanna hear it? Slash: Don't worry it's short. Steven: (Singing) FLAMES IN NIKKI'S HAIR (Slash light Nikki's hair on fire) VINCE HAS TOO MUCH FLAIR, MICK JUST DOESN'T CARE, TOMMY STOP RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! Vince: That is actually pretty accurate... Nikki: (Calmly dumps water on himself) Did you really need to do that? Clay: Are you fire resistant like me? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL! Nikki: No, this has just happened before. VINCE! Vince: (Holds out this cake)
