All: GO AWAY!

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--MAD!
I HAD TO DO THAT. And that picture up there has everyone who's in this book.

Me: Okay, I would like to--
Mick: (barges in) We're out of whip cream!
Me: Why do you need whip cream?
Mick: If you spray it in your mouth it looks like you have rabies.
Me: Why would--
Mick: I just wanna mess with Tommy.
Kinkajou: Hi, I was eavesdropping and over heard whip cream. IF THAT'S FOR ME! I'M ONTO YOU SHORTY!
Mick: You're a dragon, of course I'm short to you!
Me: NEVER MIND MICK'S HIGHT! GET OUT SO I CAN THANK OUR READERS!
Mick: What? I just what whip cream so I can scare Tommy.
Tommy: (barges in wearing a suit) HEY GUYS! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
Me: Why are you wearing a suit?
Tommy: I'm late to a wedding?
Mick: Who's wedding?
Tommy: (looks at smudged writing on his hand) Mime...
Mick: (grabs Tommy's arm) That says "Mine wedding to day". WAIT! YOU'RE GETTING MARRED?! TO WHO AND WHY WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!
Tommy: WHERE'S MY BRIDE?!
Axl walks in wearing the wedding dress from November Rain.

 WAIT! YOU'RE GETTING MARRED?! TO WHO AND WHY WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!Tommy: WHERE'S MY BRIDE?!Axl walks in wearing the wedding dress from November Rain

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Mick: AXL?! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THATMe: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!Tommy: Yup! (Puts his arm around Axl)Axl: Don't touch me

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Mick: AXL?! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT
Me: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Tommy: Yup! (Puts his arm around Axl)
Axl: Don't touch me.
Tommy: Right! (Jumps away)
Me: Why the heck are you wearing a dress?
Axl: I'm trying to get Tommy's crazy Ex of his back.
Mick: Why?
Axl: He promised me to never talk to me again.
Kinkajou: Okay, can I just say one thing, you do NOT have the legs to pull off that dress.
Axl: Shut up!
Vince: (walks in carrying a makeup bag the size of a bowling ball) Did someone say "makeover?"
Axl: NO ONE SAID MAKEOVER! GET OUT VINCE!
Vince: I'm pretty sure someone THOUGHT "makeover"
Moon: (walks in) Um, nope, I can read minds, no one was thinking about makeovers,
Slash: COOL! WHAT AM I THINKING?!
Me: I give up on you guys.
Moon: You're thinking about...Axl in a wedding dress.
Slash: Yeah, WOW YOU CAN READ MINDS!
Moon: Actually I just guessed.
Slash: DID YOU LIE TO ME?!
Moon: I can read minds, just not with this rock. It shields my mind reading abilities.
Me: OH MY GOD! CAN YOU GUYS JUST GET OUT!
Everyone else, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, somehow squishes in like a blob.
Me: SERIOUSLY!?
Duff: (Screaming) AXL PUT ON SOME PANTS!
Nikki: I SEE LONDON! I SEE FRANCE! AXL NEEDS TO PUT ON SOME PANTS!
Axl: (Starts hitting Nikki repeatedly with the bouquet)
Nikki: (screeching nonsense) THE ROSES HAVE THORNS STILL!
Steven: Every Rose has it's thorn...
Me: Can you leave?
Steven: Wait, me and Slash wrote a song! Wanna hear it?
Slash: Don't worry it's short.
Steven: (Singing) FLAMES IN NIKKI'S HAIR (Slash light Nikki's hair on fire) VINCE HAS TOO MUCH FLAIR, MICK JUST DOESN'T CARE, TOMMY STOP RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Vince: That is actually pretty accurate...
Nikki: (Calmly dumps water on himself) Did you really need to do that?
Clay: Are you fire resistant like me? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL!
Nikki: No, this has just happened before. VINCE!
Vince: (Holds out this cake)

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