Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

On the First Day of Christmas...

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me and Axl in a pine tree...

"HELP ME WITH THE FRIKIN' TREE!" Nikki tries to shove the seven foot tall Christmas Tree through the front door.

"Wasn't Tommy helping you?" Duff looks up from the lights he's trying to untangle.

"I have no clue where he went."

"GERONIMO!" Tommy's voice echoes from the fireplace.

"TOM YOU IDIOT!" Nikki yells.

"WHat?" Tommy shrugs, covered in soot.

"AWWWWWWWWW! MICK YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE!" Vince shouts from upstairs.

"I hate you all. I hate you all. I hate you all. I hate you all. I hate every single one of you." Mick stomps down the stairs wearing a light up ugly Christmas sweater, that has 'Kiss me under the mistletoe tonight' stitched on it, a Santa hat with reindeer antlers, and a light up nose.

"MICKEY!" Nikki jumps up and down.

"SHUT UP!" He snarls

"I was gonna ask if you could help me with the tree..."

" I got it! Jeez!" Axl successfully pulls the tree through the door and helps Nikki move it into place.

Steven skips in holding a tiny Christmas tree, "LOOK AT MY LITTLE TREE FRIEND!"

"Oh yeah?" Tommy says, putting his arm around Mick, "Look at our little guitarist."

"I'm not even a foot shorter than you!" Mick protests but Nikki pinches his cheeks.

Mick's eye twitches and the Terror Twins laugh and stepped back.

"Do that again and I'll kill you."

"I'll say it again, LOOK AT MY LITTLE TREE FRIEND!" Steven raises the tree in the air.

"Yeah, we see it." Duff doesn't look up and Steven kicks over an amplifier and screams again.

"I SAID WE SEE IT!" He screams.

Steven giggles and starts decorating it with Tommy.

"HELLOOOOO!" Vince slides down the railing with a huge candy cane and wearing an outfit that looks like he's about to dance in a musical.

"HOLY MOTHER OF MÖTLEY CRÜE! WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING" Nikki threw his hands on his head.

"What? Oh, this ol' thing?" He asks.

"You look like you're gonna dance in some candy cane musical." Axl looks him up and down.

"Maybe I am." Vince does a tap dance with the candy cane and takes his hat off, "Maybe I'm the special guest because I can actually sing."

"TAKE THAT BACK YOU BLONDE SON OF A--"

"DON'T DISS MY MOMMY!"

Duff and Nikki hold them back.

"As usual!" Duff laughs, "The bassist saves the day!"

"YOU SO UGLY WHEN YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A FINE FOR LITTERING!" Axl claws at the air.

"HOW MANY FRIKIN' TIMES DO I HAVE TO FLUSH YOU BEFORE YOU GO AWAY!" Vince yowls.

"YOU TWO ALREADY RUINED THANKSGIVING! YOU GUYS CAN'T RUIN CHRISTMAS!" Steven tears up and folds his hands.

"GREAT GOIN', STUPID!" Axl takes a swipe at Vince, "YOU MADE HIM CRY!"

"I didn't make him cry! You did!" Vince retorts.