Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

GN'R & Mötley Crüe: Fail Of July [if you celebrate]

A day late...
No seriously, the first thing I said was "Red, white, and CRÜE!"
And I came up with this during the fireworks,

Steven: (with binoculars) WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS?!
Duff: They haven't started yet,
Axl and Vince: (point at each other) why does he have to be here?
Steven: I WANT FIREWORKS!
Izzy: They'll start in about...WHERE IS MY WATCH?! SLASH!
Slash: (innocently) What? I just borrowed it...
Tommy: OH COME ON! WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS!?
Mick: You, be quiet!
Steven: (whiney) When are they gonna start?
Nikki: I FOUND GLOW STICKS!
Steven: GIMMIE FIFTY...THOUSAND
Nikki: Hold on! (Starts cracking the glow sticks and putting the purple ones on Vince)
Vince: Stop! NIKKI, STOP! STOP IT!
Nikki: Nope!
Vince: (smacks Nikki's hand)
Nikki: (jumps back) You're a meanie...
Five minutes later...
The terror Twins and Steven are nearly covered hair to toe in glow sticks, and so is everyone and everything around them...
Mick: (flatly) you look ridiculous.
Tommy: You're just jealous!
Axl: WHY THE HECK ARE THERE GLOW STICKS IN OUR HAIR?!
Tommy: You're to dumb to understand...
Axl: OH, I'M DUMB?! WHO'S THE ONE THAT THOUGH THERE WAS SOMEONE NAMED 'Whoever He Wants' 
Steven: THE FIREWORKS ARE STARTING! (He points and glow sticks fall off of him)
Vince: SHINEY!
Mick: (holding Vince back by his bright pink belt) NO! BAD VINCE! BAD GIRL--I MEAN BOY!
Vince: (straining) I. LIKE. SPARKLY. STUFF.
Mick: Yeah, like glitter.
Nikki: (shuddering) so much glitter,
Vince: I. AM. GLITTER.
Axl: You make me wanna bang my head against a tree...
Tommy: MERRY FOURH OF HALLOWEEN!
Axl: You too...
Steven: LOOK AT THE FIREWORKS!
Mick: Well, I'm trying to keep Vince from trying to chase the fireworks, then falling in the lake!
Duff: TOMMY JUST ATE A QUARTER!
Mick: OH COME ON! (Lets go of Vince, and Vince runs straight into the lake trying to chase the fireworks)
Vince: MY MAKEUP! IT TOOK ME FOUR HOURS!
Mick: Spit it out! Spit it out!
Tommy: (with his mouth clamped shut) mmm mmm!
Nikki: TOMMY! STOP PUTTING EVERYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH!
Tommy: MMM!
Nikki: Just stop! It's gross!
Tommy: (chocking)
Nikki: DOES ANYONE KNOW THE...the..THE MANEUVER!
Duff: ME!
Duff saves Tommy and Tommy spits out the quarter and hits Izzy in the face...
Izzy: (running around) EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! (Crashes into a tree)
A huge branch falls from the tree and onto Axl and Steven.
Steven: (muffled by the branch) I just wanted to see fireworks!
Axl: As soon as someone gets this branch offa me... IZZY! YOU'RE DEAD!
Izzy: I'M RUNNIN' FOR THE RIVER! (Jumps into the river) CAN'T GET ME NOW AXL!
Mick: (to Slash and Duff) Now what?
Slash: Let's just go home,
Duff: Fine with me,
Nikki: But--
Mick: No.
Slash: And happy fail of July...
Duff: DANG TITLE REFERENCE!

Sorry 'bout the slowness of updates, I'm lazy and haven't been sleeping well.