Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

We Wish You a Merry Thanksgiving

"IS IT DONE YET?! IS IT?" Steven shakes Duff by the shoulders

"I JUST PUT THE TURKEY IN THE OVEN! OH MY GOD GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF!"  Duff nearly slaps Steven with an oven mitt.

"Okay, Okay, point taken." Steven leaves the kitchen, "Meanie"

A loud crash and a chorus of immature "OOOOH!'s" fills the living room.

"DUFF!" Tommy shrieks, "AXL AND VINCE BROKE A LAMP!"

He stomps into the living room to find Axl has Vince in a headlock.

"NO FIGHTING! YOU HAVE TO BE THANKFUL FOR EACH OTHER!" Duff bellows

"Fighting?" Axl tilts his head and releases Vince, "We weren't fighting!"

"Yeah! We were..." The other singer hesitates, trying to think of a good lie.

"Friendshipping!" Axl pulls Vince into an awkward sideways hug and gives Duff a wide smile.

Nikki leaned over with a camera and snapped a picture with a roll hanging out of his mouth.

"THAT'S WHERE ALL THE ROLLS WENT!" Duff takes the plate from Slash and yanks a roll from Izzy's hand.

"Hey, I was eating that!" Izzy protests, "Do you have Thanksgiving OCD or something?"

Duff's eye twitches  and Izzy nods.

An hour later of Nikki and Tommy narrating the football game and Steven talking about how thankful he is for all his best friends

"WE WISH YOU A MERRY THANKSGIVING, WE WISH YOU A MERRY THANKSGIVING—" Tommy sings out of key.

"SHUT UP!" Mick orders.

"FOOD'S READY!" Duff yells from the kitchen.

"HECK YEAH, FINALLY!" Steven jumps over the couch, accidentally kicking Axl in the face.

"OH MY GOODNESS GOLLY GEE STEVEN!" Axl leaps over and starts chasing him around the living room.

Being to focused on catching the drummer, Axl doesn't realize he accidentally tackled Vince instead.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Izzy starts chanting.

"DUFF! DUFF! DUFFYYY!" Tommy screeches, "AXL AND VINCE ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!"

"SNITCHES GET STITCHES!" The quarreling singers shout in unison. 

Duff lets out a frustrated sigh and pushes the apart "What do I have to do to make you two stop fighting?"

"Give us pie." Axl crosses his arms

"Yeah!" Vince agrees, "Butter me up another slice of your pie!"

"YOU SHUT UP TOO!" Mick hisses, annoyed with everyone else, "Let's just hurry up and eat so I can go home!"

"YOU DON'T BUTTER PIE!" Tommy shouts, confused.

"It's an expression..." Nikki says, "Now let's eat!"

"HOLY CRAP DUFF! YOU COOKED ALL OF THIS!" Slash screams.

"Yes, yes I did!" Duff flips his hair.

"If this is what happens when someone has Thanksgiving OCD, AWSOME!" Izzy cheers.

"I do not have Thanksgiving OCD."

"Ooh, I'm Duff," Axl flips his hair similar to the way Duff did, "I have Thanksgiving OCD and I hate it when people fight!"

Duff opens his mouth to say something but Vince struts over and shoves a roll in Axl's mouth.

"SIXX! GET YOUR FACE OUTTA THE FOOD!" Mick points at Nikki, who looks like he passed out in his mashed potatoes.

Nikki sits up and says, "No." Then goes back to whatever the heck he was doing.

"CAN I CARVE THE TURKEY!?" Axl holds up a huge knife and smiles at Vince.

"Who would trust you with a knife like that?" Izzy chuckles nervously and slowly tries to pry the knife  away from Axl.

After everyone finally sits down, Vince makes the poor choice of flinging a spoonful of stuffing at Axl. One thing lead to another, and a food fight, or rather food war broke out.

Duff, Izzy, and Mick hide under the table.

"They ruined my Thanksgiving! I worked SO HARD on that!" Duff complains while Izzy rocks back and forth.

"You have unleashed the wrath of Axl Rose." He mutters, "Y'all are dead."

"If it helps, I'll kick their butts." Mick flicked a piece of something off his jacket.

"How is that supposed to help?" Duff asks.

"Psh, How am I supposed to know?"

"OH MY GOD! WHY DID YOU POUR HOT GRAVEY DOWN MY PANTS!?" Nikki screams and Vince giggles.

"Ew, Nikki!" Steven exclaims.

"Blame Vince!"

Axl laughs like a maniac and a loud thud echoes off the tile, "TAKE THIS VINCE!"

"Hey Duff," Nikki crawls under the table with food all over him, "Ya have any pants I could borrow?"

"They're in my room." Duff sighs, most likely uncomfortable with the idea.

" 'kay thanks!" He rushes off.

" TIME OUT!" Steven stands on top of the table, "GUYS! WE FORGOT ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY!" 

"We gotta hurry up and get cleaned up!" Slash says.

"SAYS THE GUY WHO GONNA MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF!" Vince yowls and takes off.

Sorry, I'm kinda sorta out of Ideas.

And sorry I didn't do a Halloween Chapter, I forgot about it and when I remembered, it was too late.

So yeah...

And sorry if the tense changed randomly. I'm trying to write in present tense, but everything else I write is past tense.

Sorry I'm saying sorry a lot. 

...And I did it again...    

Oh, and my new book WHO STOLE THE HAIRSPRAY is out.