This is literally just a random book that combines all my fandoms into one.
Credit to @JpRafol for giving me this idea.
Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler.
Mötley Crüe: Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, a...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eleven stupid nicknames, ten stolen items, nine secret santas, eight no's from Izzy, seven broken things, six broken lights, five popcorn strings, four shattered snow globes, three cocoa freaks, two bickering singers, and an Axl in a pine tree...
Ah yes, Christmas Eve, the longest day of the year.
"WHAT TIME IS IT!?" Steven shouts.
"1:48." Nikki says.
"It's only been five minuets?"
"YOU HAVE NOW BEEN DUBBED FLUFF MCKAGAN!" Tommy screams.
"Leave me alone!" Duff orders.
"Sure thing, Fluff"
"Call Nikki that!"
"No, Nikki's nickname is Florf."
"What kind of a name is Florf?" Nikki asks
"I don't know, it's your name."
"What's my nickname?" Steven taps Tommy on the shoulder.
"FLUFFY SUNSHINE!"
"That's actually accurate..." Axl mutters
"See Angry Strawberry," Steven says, " We're not all nonsense!"
"Mick is...I secretly love Christmas..." Tommy announces.
"I DO NOT LOVE CHRISTMAS! I HATE CHRISTMAS! EVERYONE IS TOO CHEERFUL AND EVERY YEAR I GET WOKEN UP, LIKE, THREE HOURS EARLY BY SCREAMING DRUMMERS!" Mick yells.
"You forgot what you're wearing, didn't you." Vince sighs.
"Vincey says what now?"
"You're wearing a Christmas sweater, a Santa hat with reindeer antlers, a light up nose, and not to mention your sweater lights up too. And don't call me that."
"Oh, um, CRAP, OKAY LET ME JUST CHANGE!"
"Vince is Sparkle-Britches." Tommy points at him.
"That's been his nickname forever." Izzy points out in a know it all voice
"Then you shall be dubbed...Glitter Goddess!"
"Tommy, goddess is female."
"Fully aware. Now Slash's nickname is..."
"Slash!" Axl says, "Or it could be Slorf."
"Get out, Strawberry."
"And my nickname is..." Tommy rambles, "...Nikki."
"But that's my name?"
"Shut up Florf."
"Don't call me that, call me...Sixx-Dog."
"Well, that's just ridiculous."
This is where I got Sixx-Dog from
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