Random Crack Fics of Wings of Fire, Guns N' Roses, & Mötley Crüe

On the Fourth Day of Christmas...

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four shattered  snow globes,  three cocoa freaks, two bickering singers, and and Axl in a pine tree...

Izzy carefully lifts a snow globe out of a small box and tries to place it on a shelf, all of a sudden Steven and Tommy zip by.

Izzy tosses the snow globe back and forth in his hands and stumbling around somehow managing not to drop it drop it.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU 'BOUT RUNNIN' IN THE HOUSE?!"  He scolds the two drummers.

"Sorry." They say in unison.

"Why did I agree to take care of you again?"

"Because everyone else went Christmas shopping, and Vince is sick and we didn't wanna go." Tommy explains with a know-it-all lilt in his voice.

"Where is Vince anyways?"

"He's asleep," Steven takes the snow globe  and shakes it wildly, "And He ate all the chocolates from the calendar, even though it's only the seventeenth."

"He ate all 25 chocolates? Is his stomach a black hole or something?" Izzy asks.

"Yeah, pretty much." Tommy nods.

"Izzy, why do you have this?" Steven hands him the snow globe.

Inside the it is a little cartoon penguin with huge eyes and holding a teddy bear.

"Because it's cute and Angela gave it to me. Now go and watch cartoons or something."

"You might want to put that where Vince can't see it." Tommy suggests.

"Because it has...y'know, g-l-i-t-t-e-r in it." Steven whispers.

"Shouldn't be too hard, he's, like, 3"11."

"Izzy, he's 5"9, he's an inch shorter than you."

"He is? I thought that was the high heels."

"Here." Tommy takes the globe from Izzy and puts it on the top of the shelf.

"Well, now I can't reach it!"

"If you're gonna complain." He retrieves the snow globe and hands it to Izzy, "C'mon Steven, lets go watch cartoons! And what's g-l-i-t-t-e-r?"

"Glitter." Steven whispers again, "And we can't watch cartoons because Sparkle-Britches smashed the T.V."

A sleep-deprived Vince crashes down the stairs with a crazed look in his eye and chocolate all over his face.

"OHMYGOD WHAT THE HEY IS THAT?" Izzy screams and hides the snow globe.

"WHERE'S THE GLITTER?!" Vince shouts, "WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS IT! YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FOREVER! GIVE IT OR I'LL COUGH ON YOU AND YOU'LL GET YOU SICK AND YOU'LL DIE!"

Izzy shrieks and hands Vince the globe.

"Aww, look at the little penguin!" Vince smiles like an insane lady and smashes the snow globe, "YESSSS! GLITTER! Aw man, it's soggy glitter..."

"That's right. That's all that's in snow globes. Back to bed you go." Tommy ushers him up the stairs carefully trying to not touch him, "You wan't hot cocoa? We have a loooot."

"Angela's gonna kill me..." 

"Izzy, this box if full of snow globes." Steven peers into the box.

"Oh yeah, but Angela's gonna know if we try and fix it."

"I'm sure she'll understand." Steven picks up another snow globe, which has a picture of GN'R from last Christmas inside with 'Family' written on the bottom, "Family? Aww Izzy, I love ya too!"

"I didn't by that! Duff did! And stop saying my name like that!"

"I like it though, it's so sweet! But there's G-L-I-T-T-E-R in it! In fact, it's only glitter and water."

"DID SOMEONE SPELL GLITTER!?" Vince flies down the stairs and yanks the snow globe from Steven places it on the table and smashes it with a hammer.

"VINCE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Izzy caterwauls.

"IT'S STILL SOGGY GLITTER!"

"Vince! Back to bed!" Tommy pulls Vince up the stairs wearing a freaking hazmat suit.

'AWWW THE GN'R SNOW GLOBE!" Izzy picks up the photo inside, "THIS COST THIRTY BUCKS!"

"But I thought Duff bought it..."

Izzy chuckles nervously and takes another snow globe with a little replica of the Sunset Strip. But then Izzy drops it.

"Seriously." He sighs

"WE'RE HOME!" Duff kicks the door down.

Axl, Slash, Duff, Mick and Nikki walk in holding shopping bags.

"Why is there glitter liquid all over the floor?" Axl points at the three puddles.

"HEY GUYS! I though you weren't gonna be back for another hour." Steven waves.

"Nikki ripped his pants." Duff points at Nikki, who has Duff's jacket wrapped around his waist, "And those are the pants I lent him..."

"Oh Izzy! We got you a snow globe!" Axl digs around and hands a snow globe to him.

Inside is a glitter covered dog that looks like his dog.

"How sweet!" Slash squeals.

"GLITTER!" Vince charges down the stairs and takes the globe form Izzy, tosses it in the air, and hits it with a baseball bat, which, of course, shatters it.

"VINCE!"Everyone shouts.

"Seriously, soggy glitter..."

"Don't worry, we got you two." Mick gives Izzy a bag.

I'M SO SORRY THIS WAS  SEEMS SO RUSHED