This is literally just a random book that combines all my fandoms into one.
Credit to @JpRafol for giving me this idea.
Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler.
Mötley Crüe: Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, a...
My hair looks like Axl's I swear... And this is a continuation of my other story, I know these are supposed to be one-shots but I can do what I want! And I make a special appearance...
Axl: Yeah that was these two goofballs Duff: Steven, why don't you explain Steven: But I don't wanna... Duff: DO IT! Steven: (Starts telling the story) Later... Izzy: So... lemme get this straight...Axl beat up Tommy...Nikki started a fangirl riot...and Mick and Vince where in your fight... Duff: Yep! Slash: Why is it always the drummer...? Steven: THAT WAS TOMMY! Slash: No, I meant the one who always gets their way, like everything just falls into their lap, like that... Steven: I thought that was Axl... Axl: IS THAT ME ON T.V.?! (The T.V. Shows a clip of Axl being smothered by fangirls) Slash: (Bursts out laughing along with the others) THANK YOU NIKKI! Izzy: (laughing) NIKKI SIXX IS AMAZING AT PRANKS! Axl: (embarrassed) how did that get on T.V. So fast...? Me: (kicks down the door) I KNOW AXL: (screams and dives behind the couch) FANGIRL! HIDE ME! TELL HER I'M NOT HERE! Me: Relax...I'm not a crazy fangirl Axl: STILL I'M NOT COMING OUT! Izzy: What do you know? Me: I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT IT ON VIDEO! Axl: IT WAS YOU! Me: Yeah, I was talking to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee while you were getting attacked Steven: FLASHBACK! (Flash back) Nikki: Wow... That's a lot of fans... Tommy: Somebody get it on video! Me: (pops out of nowhere) I'LL DO IT! Nikki: Where did you come from? Me: the future... Tommy: REALLY!? Me: Yeah, I'm from 2017 Nikki: then how did you end up in 1989 Me: I don't know... Tommy: Isn't the world supposed to end in 2012 Me: What? No! Nikki: JUST GET IN ON VIDEO! Me: Okay, okay, (Pulls out phone) Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?! Me: an iPhone 5s Tommy: WHERE CAN I GET ONE? Me: THE FUTURE! Tommy: Awww, I have to wait... Nikki: Don't tell Axl about this Me: AXL ROSE?! NIKKI: Yeah... Me: I only believe you because your Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee Tommy: What's Motley Crue like in your time Me: Well...Nikki goes to another band called Sixx: A.M. Nikki: What? Me: Yeah! Me: Mick and Vince changed their outfits and Nikki still has the same hair, and Tommy cut his, now he looks (shudders) normal... Tommy: Why would I cut my hair, Me: And Axl got fat... Nikki:(dies laughing) Tommy: Kid, you talk too much... Me: I KNOW!(Starts talking about random stuff) Tommy: Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Nikki: Thanks kid, (End flashback) Izzy: Does anyone find it weird that we CAN SEE HER FLASHBACKS! Steven: You are clearly magical... Me: No I'm just from the future Axl: This kid must be on a sugar high... Me: Well at least I'm not hiding behind a couch! Axl: SHUT IT! Me: CAN'T MAKE ME! Duff: This kid is a torture device... Steven: CAN WE KEEP HER?! Duff: Please? Axl: No Slash: Pretty please with Oreos on top Axl: Tempting but No! Izzy: Now you sound like me... Axl: We can't keep her! Slash/Duff/Steven/Izzy: PLEEEEEEASE?! Me: (Facepalm) Axl: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Me: CIVIL WAR! Axl: What? Me: That's what you sang in Civil War, Axl: We haven't wrote a song called Civil War... Me: NOT YET! I FORGOT THIS IS 1989 Axl: This kid's crazy, we are not keeping her! Me: Ok, I'll be back though...(Runs out of the room giggling like a crazy maniac) Izzy: Axl, our kid ran away... Axl: She wasn't ours! Steven: Awwwww Slash: I think she knows who we are... Duff: She had an armband that said Guns N' Roses on it, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE STUPID!? Slash: That was actually... Axl:(Comes out from behind the couch) I'm just glad she's gone... Izzy: Steven, go find the kid...WE MUST TORTURE AXL! Steven: But I'm a kid... Izzy: True... Slash: STEVEN! TORTURE AXL! Steven: only when the time is right... Slash: YA KNOW WHAT LET'S JUST GO FIND THE KID Axl: (jumps in front of the door) NO! NO! NO! Duff: (picks up Axl and throws him in the closet, and locks the door) STAY THERE! Axl: LET ME OUT! Izzy: NO! Now... Let's go find the kid! Steven: YEAH! (They all leave) Axl: (banging on the door) I'LL SUE YOU! I WILL! Back to Motley Crue... Me: (Following them around talking about random stuff) Vince: Who is this kid and why is she following us? Me: Well I have no friends back in my time, so I came here to annoy random rockstars... Mick: Annoy? Me: Yeah, that's my specialty? ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF PEOPLE! Nikki: Hey kid, do you know who Guns N' Roses is? Me: WELL DUH! Nikki: Can you help us annoy them? Me: Why? Tommy: I dunno...Just for fun Me: Will you pay me? Nikki: No... Me: I'll do it... Nikki: YES! Me: If you run down the street screaming with your instruments then throw them at someone! Tommy: But I play drums Me: Good luck with that... Vince: I like this kid... Me:But then Vince has to punch them... Nikki: Spoke too soon, didn't ya... Back to Guns N' Roses... Izzy: She couldn't have gone far... Slash: This kid is fast... Duff: It would be hilarious if Axl came! Steven: Yeah... Izzy: Is that Motley Crue running towards us Steven: Is Tommy caring his drums...? Mick: (Throws his guitar at Slash,) Nikki: (Throws his bass at Duff) Tommy: (Nails Steven with the drum kit) Vince: (tries to punch Izzy but misses and hits Nikki) Nikki: VINCE! IMMA KILL YOU!(Tackles Vince) Me: (walks over) Is Steven dead? Slash: I hope not...(Throws Mick's guitar back at him) Mick: (catches it) Thanks! Nikki: (fighting Vince) THIS'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME! Duff: (Smashes Nikki's bass) And that'll teach Nikki not to throw stuff at me! Me: GUYS! WHAT ABOUT STEVEN! (Tries to get the drum kit off of him) Steven:(After I get all the drums off him) Tommy even threw the drumsticks at me! Tommy: SHE MADE ME!(Points at me) Me: I would never... Izzy: Imagine if she did that to Axl... Me: See I'm awesome... Nikki: (Vince is pulling his hair) OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Vince: The hair... It's always the weak spot Nikki: LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! Me: Where's Axl? Duff: HE'S STILL IN THE CLOSET! Izzy: LET'S GO!(Both bands run off and I follow)
Random Pic of Vince and Axl arguing, took this screenshot last night,
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