All#4: Nikki's Prankster Show PT3

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PSYCHO NIKKI! No, I can't stop laughing.

Nikki and Snow are playing catch with a black bouncy ball, for no apparent reason, not realizing that the camera is rolling
Nikki: (The ball flies over his head) What the heck?
Snow: Ain't my fault you're short,
Nikki: I'M 6''7
Snow: YEAH! WITH THOSE LAME SIXX INCH HEELS!
Nikki: THEY ARE NOT LAME! I'LL INFORM YOU THAT THEY ARE AWESOME!
Snow: yeah right...
Some random guy offscreen: Uh, guys, the camera's rolling,
Nikki: OH! Well...okay...(groans) LINE!
Snow: HELLO! And welcome back to Nikki AND SNOW'S prankster show!
Nikki: Since when did we change the title?
Snow: Just now, you--(Realizes the camera is rolling) Very nice person, heh...
Nikki: HEY!
Snow: Anyways...last episode Tsunami was pranked, so we're gonna asked her who to prank next! (Rolls In a bigger cage and takes off the tarp, revealing Axl and Tsunami both cooped up  in  a cage together)
Tsunami: LET ME OUT OR I EAT THE LITTLE ONE!
Axl: I'm NOT LITTLE!
Tsunami: YES YOU ARE!
Nikki: Anyways...who do you wanna prank...
Tsunami: YOU!
Nikki: (flinches)
Axl: Told ya he's a wimp!
Nikki: (Muttering) your the wimp...
Snow: You can't prank Nikki,
Tsunami: Then the lil' blond one,
Axl: VINCE! PERFECT!
Tsunami: No the other one, Sunny's friend...
Axl: STEVEN!
Tsunami: Yeah him!
Axl: Steven'll be real easy to prank! He's so childish!
Nikki: So...paper cup upside down with a hole and a note that says "Big, aggressive, spider under here," easy,
Axl: yeah, just do that!
Later
Steven Walks into the room, no one is there, and Nikki left the cup on the table.
Steven: (reading the note) Warning: big, aggressive, hairy, spider under here, (sees the hole in the cup) AAAAAAHHHH!.....SOMEONE COULD HAVE STEPPED ON HIM!
He starts makin' a mess trying to find the spider, until he finds a black, shriveled up, thing under the table,
Steven: NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE WAS SO YOUNG! AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL COBWEBS! Well..at least I think...I've never actually seen his cobwebs, so we're just gonna assume that...
Nikki: (pokes his head in the doorway) Um...Steven...that's a squished bouncy ball...
Steven: YOU'RE MEAN!! (Throws It at Nikki)

Okay, sorry this is short but I only have eight days of school left, so just bare with me,

And here's Steven: yes I was too lazy to crop it...

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