On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me five popcorn strings, four shattered snow globes, three cocoa freaks, two bickering singers, and an Axl in a pine tree...
"Popcorn strings, huh?" Mick asks, "Vince, do not eat these."
The singer already has one halfway into his mouth.
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
"This is such a weird tradition..." Nikki mutters.
"Speaking of Popcorn, where is he?" Izzy looks around as if he is expecting Steven to pop up out of nowhere.
"AYYYY PEOPLE!" As if on cue, he slides down the stairs, takes out the lamp, and poor Tommy.
"MY LAMP!" Duff screams.
"MY TERROR TWIN!" Nikki screeches at the same time Duff screams.
"For Christmas, I want a new lamp..."
"HOW DO YOU FIX TERROR TWINS!?"
"Duct tape." Axl hands the frantic bassist a roll of it.
He carefully applies it to the side of Tommy's face and rips it off.
"OW! OH MY GOD THAT HURT!" He leaps up and screams.
"STOP EATING MY POPCORN, VINCE!" Axl thwacks him on the nose and Vince backs off.
"Isn't there anything I can eat?"
"Want some marshmallows?" Mick shoves a bowl full of them into his face.
"OH FRICK NOT AGAIN!" He takes off and rushes up the stairs, accidentally breaking Duff's lamp for good.
"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE LAMP!"
"Don't worry, I'll get you one of those that looks like a leg." Vince says.
"Who would even want a lamp like that?"
Slash slowly raises his hand.
After a while of trying to put the freaking popcorn on a string the only end up with five.
"That's it?" Izzy asks, "VINCE DID YOU EAT IT AGAIN?"
"No, I promise."
"SHUT UP QUOTE STEALER!"
"It's fine."Axl has already decorated half the tree with the popcorn, "now someone help me reach the top."
"I'll do it." Duff tries to take it from Axl but he just points at the floor.
Duff sighs and gets on all fours, Axl jumps onto his back and throws the decoration onto the tree.
Duff looks up at Mick, who's just nodding smugly.
Axl hops off and Duff smacks him.
"What do you eat? Good god."
I'M SO SORRY THIS IS SHORT! I HAD A REALLY LONG CHOIR CONCERT THAT WAS THREE HOURS THAT WAS ALSO MY FINAL EXAM!
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FanfictionThis is literally just a random book that combines all my fandoms into one. Credit to @JpRafol for giving me this idea. Guns N' Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, and Steven Adler. Mötley Crüe: Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx, a...
